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<p>We're upgrading /dev/null</p> | |||
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<p>Someone has messed up the kernel pointers</p> | |||
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Latest revision as of 17:29, 28 February 2018
The kernel license has expired
It's those computer people in X {city of world}. They keep stuffing things up. |
That's easy to fix, but I can't be bothered. |
The file system is full of it |
Computers under water due to SYN flooding. |
We're upgrading /dev/null |
Someone has messed up the kernel pointers |
Someone has messed up the kernel pointers |
We're upgrading /dev/null