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<p>We're upgrading /dev/null</p> | |||
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<p>Someone has messed up the kernel pointers</p> | |||
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Latest revision as of 16:29, 28 February 2018
The ATM board has run out of 10 pound notes. We are having a whip round to refill it, care to contribute ?
transient bus protocol violation |
disks spinning backwards - toggle the hemisphere jumper. |
Sysadmins unavailable because they are in a meeting talking about why they are unavailable so much. |
The Internet is being scanned for viruses. |
We're upgrading /dev/null |
Someone has messed up the kernel pointers |
Someone has messed up the kernel pointers |
We're upgrading /dev/null