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We're upgrading /dev/null
We're upgrading /dev/null

Revision as of 00:03, 29 October 2017

Extension:BOFH


The lines are all busy (busied out, that is -- why let them in to begin with?).


Fiber optics caused gas main leak


The POP server is out of Coke


Computers under water due to SYN flooding.


Maintenance window broken


We're upgrading /dev/null