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We're upgrading /dev/null
We're upgrading /dev/null

Latest revision as of 17:29, 28 February 2018

Extension:BOFH


Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.(Do not turn of your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pentium Chip while he isn't working, do you?)


The lines are all busy (busied out, that is -- why let them in to begin with?).


tachyon emissions overloading the system


wrong polarity of neutron flow


Change in Earth's rotational speed


We're upgrading /dev/null


Someone has messed up the kernel pointers


Someone has messed up the kernel pointers


We're upgrading /dev/null