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We're upgrading /dev/null
We're upgrading /dev/null

Latest revision as of 17:29, 28 February 2018

Extension:BOFH


Just pick up the phone and give modem connect sounds. "Well you said we should get more lines so we don't have voice lines."


Boss' kid fucked up the machine


Not enough interrupts


Sand fleas eating the Internet cables


Standing room only on the bus.


We're upgrading /dev/null


Someone has messed up the kernel pointers


Someone has messed up the kernel pointers


We're upgrading /dev/null