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Revision as of 01:18, 29 October 2017
Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies
We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose. |
U.S. Postal Service |
Software uses US measurements, but the OS is in metric... |
Just pick up the phone and give modem connect sounds. "Well you said we should get more lines so we don't have voice lines." |
We're upgrading /dev/null |
Someone has messed up the kernel pointers |
We're upgrading /dev/null