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Revision as of 01:18, 29 October 2017
struck by the Good Times virus
Someone is standing on the ethernet cable, causing a kink in the cable |
Your/our computer(s) had suffered a memory leak, and we are waiting for them to be topped up. |
Lightning strikes. |
we're waiting for [the phone company] to fix that line |
We're upgrading /dev/null |
Someone has messed up the kernel pointers |
We're upgrading /dev/null