User:Tessus/test/BOFH
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backup tape overwritten with copy of system manager's favourite CD
Quantum dynamics are affecting the transistors |
quantum decoherence |
static from nylon underwear |
We had to turn off that service to comply with the CDA Bill. |
We're upgrading /dev/null |
Someone has messed up the kernel pointers |
We're upgrading /dev/null