User:Tessus/test/BOFH
< User:Tessus | test
user to computer ratio too low.
Internet exceeded Luser level, please wait until a luser logs off before attempting to log back on. |
system needs to be rebooted |
Write-only-memory subsystem too slow for this machine. Contact your local dealer. |
Communist revolutionaries taking over the server room and demanding all the computers in the building or they shoot the sysadmin. Poor misguided fools. |
We're upgrading /dev/null |
Someone has messed up the kernel pointers |
We're upgrading /dev/null